Warped&Twisted

I'm 27 years young . I trip over my words. I'm often seen lost in my own thoughts and daydreaming of paradise. Chinese food was created for me. The only things im good at these days are making messes and holding on to the past for to long. I can cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes. I once defended a small village in the amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I balance,I weave,I dodge, I frolic,and my bills are all paid.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. My sleep patters very. Jersey born and raised. I'm controlled by my many fucked up thoughts. Alas I am an old soul and on a daily basis I dont have much left to keep me sane sometimes but day by day I wake up survive and go back to sleep. welcome to my blog take but remember i'm only human